8 Mile For Geeks

One of the featured videos on YouTube that caught my eye belonged to the The videos are pretty funny.  Here are some of the lines I like best:

MSN Vs. Google
“Smart people… they wanna work for me, that’s why I jack you for your employees.”
MSN: “You stole my people?  Here’s the story, I bought Facebook and jacked your employees.”

Google Vs. Yahoo!
Yahoo!: “The only sports you play are in my fantasy league.”
Google: “Who’s this guy?  Is he still alive, folks? I thought he died with AltaVista and Lycos.  I’m smarter than you, and you know it.  It’s sad.  That’s why you pay me to serve all your ads.”

This article was written by Amit Chowdhry. You can follow me at @amitchowdhry or on Google+ at
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