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	<title>Comments on: Corey Kinney Steals Laptop From Starbucks Patron For Not Letting Him Check Facebook</title>
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		<title>By: STARBUCKS HOMIE</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Jun 2009 06:23:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>AYO THIS IS THE COREY KINNEY MYSELF COMMENTING ON THIS WHOLE STORY/RUMOR THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IM MAKING A STATEMENT/COMMENT ON THIS STORY/TALE IT&#039;S THE MOST FUNNIEST F****** S*** I HEARD THE TRUTH IS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO THE STORY IN THE NEWS THANKS TO THE PIGS/MANATEE COUNTY SHERIFF OFFICER WHO TOLD REPORTERS LATER AFTER BUT THE REAL STORY GOES LIKE THIS SIMPLY I STOLE THE LAPTOP BECAUSE I WALKED UP TO A GUY WITH A LAPTOP SITTING OUTSIDE THE STARBUCKS AT THE CUSTOMER TABLES IN ELLENTON FLORIDA &amp; ASKED HIM HOW MUCH HIS LAPTOP COST AND THEN SAT NEXT TO HIM AND ASKED HIM HOW MUCH DID HE WANNA SELL HIS LAPTOP FOR THEN HE SAYS IT&#039;S NOT FOR SALE SO I SIMPLY STOOD UP LOOKED CHECKED OUT THE AREA THEN CLOSED THE SCREEN IN HIS FACE AND GRABED THE LAPTOP THEN WALKED AWAY TOWARD MY HOMIES IN THE SUV HE GOT UP THEN SAID STOP AND A FEW PEOPLE WATHCHED AND HE STARTED TO FOLLOW ME BUT I WAS ALREADY TOO FAR ALMOST OPENED THE DOOR THEN SEEN A MEXICAN OUT OF ALL PEOPLE TRY TO BE A SUPER HERO LOL AND CATCH ME SO HE GRABED ME BY MY HOODIE I REACHED FOR MY BUTTERFLY KNIFE BUT I ENDED UP WRESTLING THIS JOTO INSTEAD AND HIS FAT A** SAT ON ME I COUDNT GET ME KNIFE OUT FROM MY DICKIES THE WHOLE TIME SO THE SUCURITY FINALLY SHOW UP ON THIER GULF CART AND CALL THE COUNTY SHERIFF AND THEY TOOK MORE THAN 30 MINS. TO GET THERE WHILE I THREW MY MY FILERO WHILE NOBODY WAS WATCHING BEFORE THE PIGS SHOWED UP THE WHOLE TIME THE LAPTOP WAS JUST IN THE GRASS WHERE I PUT IT DOWN BEFORE THE JOTO GRABED ME AND THEY FOUND IT AND GOT IT BACK THEN THE GRINGO I TOOK IT FROM TOLD THE PIGS NOT TO PRESS CHARGES HE DINDNT CARE HE GOT HIS LAPTOP BACK UNSCRATCHED BUT THE PIGS PRESSED CHARGES ANYWAYS SO ON THE WAY TO COUNTY I TOLD THE PIGS WTF I DIDNT HURT NO ONE AND THAT GRINGO DIDNT CARE (THE GUY WHO THE LAPTOP BELONGED TO) AND THAT I JUST NEEDED THE MONEY TO GO BACK TO TEXAS BECAUSE THERES NO JOBS HERE DONT GET IT TWISTED IMMA GOOD HOMIE THAN AVERAGE I JUST WANTED TO GO TO TEXAS &amp; GET A JOB AND GO BACK TO SCHOOL I WAS LOOKING AND APPLYING FOR MANY JOBS BEFORE AND SINCE THEN WITCH ACTULLAY BELIEVE IT OR NOT I GOT HIRED TODAY LAST TIME I HELD A JOB WAS IN JUNE 2008 IN TEXAS AT WHATABURGER SO IMMA BUY A CAR GO TO SCHOOL AND BE SOMEONE IN LIFE LIVE IT TO THE FULLEST I JUST WANTED EVERYONE TO KNOW THE TRUTH ITS FUNNY HOW FAR TWISTED SOTRIES GET AINT IT LOL ALRIGHT THANKS EVERYONE FOR LISTENING AND SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY HOMIE FROM THE 214 TO THE 941 PURO BROWN PRIDE DUECES TO ALL THE COLORS JUST HOLD IT DOWN AND REPRESENT ONE. OYA ALMOST FORGOT I DIDNT EVEN KNOW WHAT A FACEBOOK WAS TILL I WATCHED THE NEWS ON THIS STORY I CANT BELIEVE THIS MADE IT TO THE NEWS ANYWAYS AINT THAT SOME S*** I GOT OUT THE NEXT MORNING FROM PORT MANATEE COUNTY JAIL</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>AYO THIS IS THE COREY KINNEY MYSELF COMMENTING ON THIS WHOLE STORY/RUMOR THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IM MAKING A STATEMENT/COMMENT ON THIS STORY/TALE IT&#8217;S THE MOST FUNNIEST F****** S*** I HEARD THE TRUTH IS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO THE STORY IN THE NEWS THANKS TO THE PIGS/MANATEE COUNTY SHERIFF OFFICER WHO TOLD REPORTERS LATER AFTER BUT THE REAL STORY GOES LIKE THIS SIMPLY I STOLE THE LAPTOP BECAUSE I WALKED UP TO A GUY WITH A LAPTOP SITTING OUTSIDE THE STARBUCKS AT THE CUSTOMER TABLES IN ELLENTON FLORIDA &amp; ASKED HIM HOW MUCH HIS LAPTOP COST AND THEN SAT NEXT TO HIM AND ASKED HIM HOW MUCH DID HE WANNA SELL HIS LAPTOP FOR THEN HE SAYS IT&#8217;S NOT FOR SALE SO I SIMPLY STOOD UP LOOKED CHECKED OUT THE AREA THEN CLOSED THE SCREEN IN HIS FACE AND GRABED THE LAPTOP THEN WALKED AWAY TOWARD MY HOMIES IN THE SUV HE GOT UP THEN SAID STOP AND A FEW PEOPLE WATHCHED AND HE STARTED TO FOLLOW ME BUT I WAS ALREADY TOO FAR ALMOST OPENED THE DOOR THEN SEEN A MEXICAN OUT OF ALL PEOPLE TRY TO BE A SUPER HERO LOL AND CATCH ME SO HE GRABED ME BY MY HOODIE I REACHED FOR MY BUTTERFLY KNIFE BUT I ENDED UP WRESTLING THIS JOTO INSTEAD AND HIS FAT A** SAT ON ME I COUDNT GET ME KNIFE OUT FROM MY DICKIES THE WHOLE TIME SO THE SUCURITY FINALLY SHOW UP ON THIER GULF CART AND CALL THE COUNTY SHERIFF AND THEY TOOK MORE THAN 30 MINS. TO GET THERE WHILE I THREW MY MY FILERO WHILE NOBODY WAS WATCHING BEFORE THE PIGS SHOWED UP THE WHOLE TIME THE LAPTOP WAS JUST IN THE GRASS WHERE I PUT IT DOWN BEFORE THE JOTO GRABED ME AND THEY FOUND IT AND GOT IT BACK THEN THE GRINGO I TOOK IT FROM TOLD THE PIGS NOT TO PRESS CHARGES HE DINDNT CARE HE GOT HIS LAPTOP BACK UNSCRATCHED BUT THE PIGS PRESSED CHARGES ANYWAYS SO ON THE WAY TO COUNTY I TOLD THE PIGS WTF I DIDNT HURT NO ONE AND THAT GRINGO DIDNT CARE (THE GUY WHO THE LAPTOP BELONGED TO) AND THAT I JUST NEEDED THE MONEY TO GO BACK TO TEXAS BECAUSE THERES NO JOBS HERE DONT GET IT TWISTED IMMA GOOD HOMIE THAN AVERAGE I JUST WANTED TO GO TO TEXAS &amp; GET A JOB AND GO BACK TO SCHOOL I WAS LOOKING AND APPLYING FOR MANY JOBS BEFORE AND SINCE THEN WITCH ACTULLAY BELIEVE IT OR NOT I GOT HIRED TODAY LAST TIME I HELD A JOB WAS IN JUNE 2008 IN TEXAS AT WHATABURGER SO IMMA BUY A CAR GO TO SCHOOL AND BE SOMEONE IN LIFE LIVE IT TO THE FULLEST I JUST WANTED EVERYONE TO KNOW THE TRUTH ITS FUNNY HOW FAR TWISTED SOTRIES GET AINT IT LOL ALRIGHT THANKS EVERYONE FOR LISTENING AND SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY HOMIE FROM THE 214 TO THE 941 PURO BROWN PRIDE DUECES TO ALL THE COLORS JUST HOLD IT DOWN AND REPRESENT ONE. OYA ALMOST FORGOT I DIDNT EVEN KNOW WHAT A FACEBOOK WAS TILL I WATCHED THE NEWS ON THIS STORY I CANT BELIEVE THIS MADE IT TO THE NEWS ANYWAYS AINT THAT SOME S*** I GOT OUT THE NEXT MORNING FROM PORT MANATEE COUNTY JAIL</p>
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		<title>By: Corey Kinney Steals Laptop From Starbucks Patron For Not Letting &#8230;</title>
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		<dc:creator>Corey Kinney Steals Laptop From Starbucks Patron For Not Letting &#8230;</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 18:22:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 08:23:02 +0000</pubDate>
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