Rory McInnes Draws 60-Foot Schlong On Parents’ Roof, Unnoticed For One Year


Rory McInnes thought it was hilarious to draw a 60 foot schlong on the roof of his parents’ home on in England. The funniest part is that it went unnoticed for one year until a helicopter noticed the crude painting and contacted the Sun newspaper.

Rory’s dad Andy stated, “It’s an April Fool’s joke, right? There’s no way there’s a 60ft phallus on top of my house.” That must have been embarrassing for an aristocrat that lives in such a big house, right? It turns out that Andy was good humored about the whole situation. Rory’s only punishment will be to take a scrubbing brush and white spirit, climb the roof, and clean it all off.

People using Google Maps had the ability to check out the house themselves, but it has been removed since.

[via Telegraph]

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Rory McInnes Draws 60-Foot Schlong On Parents’ Roof, Unnoticed For One Year Comments

  1. rory says:

    hahahahahahahaha

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