50 FUNNY YAHOO! ANSWERS
41. I’M IMPRESSED WITH JIM’S RESPONSE. HE SEEMS TO KNOW HIS S**T.
Question from ————-: Can a Jedi lightsaber cut through Superman? [Link]
Response from JimM:
Short answer: No.
PLASMA
A Jedi lightsaber is plasma contained in a magnetic field. Plasma is basically the form of matter which stars are made of. Pre-Crisis Superman has flown through the heart of a star without being harmed. Therefore, he is immune to plasma.Post-Crisis Superman was not as invulnerable, e.g. a nuclear explosion would weaken him. Assuming a lightsaber contains power similar to a nuclear explosion, it could similarly disrupt his invulnerability during impact. See FORCE OF IMPACT below.RED LIGHTSABERS
Superman receives his power from the radiation of our yellow sun, and is weakened when exposed to radiation from a red sun. It is possible that a sith lightsaber, being red, might have similar properties.Even so, Superboy Prime was defeated after being plunged through Krypton’s red sun – which weakened him, but did not destroy him. Therefore, a red lightsaber which hypothetically had the same properties as a red star should have a similar effect, i.e. it would injure him, but not “cut” him, much less cut through him.FORCE OF IMPACT
If Superman were rendered vulnerable by a lightsaber, it would likely create a momentary weakness in that spot, allowing the physical impact to cause damage. However, lightsaber blades, being made of plasma, presumably have a very small mass. Therefore, the force of the impact would be negligible.
A Jedi lightsaber is plasma contained in a magnetic field. Plasma is basically the form of matter which stars are made of. Pre-Crisis Superman has flown through the heart of a star without being harmed. Therefore, he is immune to plasma.Post-Crisis Superman was not as invulnerable, e.g. a nuclear explosion would weaken him. Assuming a lightsaber contains power similar to a nuclear explosion, it could similarly disrupt his invulnerability during impact. See FORCE OF IMPACT below.RED LIGHTSABERS
Superman receives his power from the radiation of our yellow sun, and is weakened when exposed to radiation from a red sun. It is possible that a sith lightsaber, being red, might have similar properties.Even so, Superboy Prime was defeated after being plunged through Krypton’s red sun – which weakened him, but did not destroy him. Therefore, a red lightsaber which hypothetically had the same properties as a red star should have a similar effect, i.e. it would injure him, but not “cut” him, much less cut through him.FORCE OF IMPACT
If Superman were rendered vulnerable by a lightsaber, it would likely create a momentary weakness in that spot, allowing the physical impact to cause damage. However, lightsaber blades, being made of plasma, presumably have a very small mass. Therefore, the force of the impact would be negligible.
In short, hitting Superman with a red lightsaber is like hitting a normal human with a wet noodle.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Powers_and_abilities_of_Superman
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Yeah some of the questions asked here are so dumb that you wonder if it is real or not.
I have to point out that they are real. They have a link on this website going to the page that question is on. Therefore, they are all real.
Hah that doesn't mean they are real, that simply means that someone actually posted them.
I know most of these are real questions from extremely idiotic people hahaha, but a few of them are just bullshit questions that people typed to see what kind of answers they would get
true they could be fake
another example of trolling haha
I do wonder how many of these are simply meant as a joke, especially #2 about the secretary. Who knows, some interesting people out there to be sure!
what in the hell lol
Damn!! they have to smoke and drink big time to ask those questions…….
those question can be use on the family guy movie…
I think we should celebrate the grammar used in the posts.
omg lol these people are stupid !!!
Funny stuff and gave me a good laugh. Great blog.
My favourite is when the girl asks "When a guy says go make me a sandwich, whats a good comeback" and the guy replies well you better COMEBACK WITH A GODDAMN SANDWICH" lol
they forgot about the dr seuss one
LMAO WOW LAME SHYT
these questions are so funny but they really seem like trolls. it's unbelievable how stupid and ridiculous most these questions are. there's more i seen not here like the" how i make babby?" one lol that one's funny shit. lol
ahh never mind i just read the babby one was the last question on the list lol oops
I FACEPALMED ;_;
came here because of sandwich comeback lol
lol #42 is funny as crap xD
I can’t believe that such silly question has been asked. Some question are there which have no meaning and are senseless.