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40. OH SNAP! RESPONDER SAID THIS GUY HAS NO BRAIN!
Question from .: If I got a dog, could I teach it how to speak english? [Link]
If I were to get puppy, and try to teach it to speak English, would it be possible for it to learn it? Human babies can learn, so why not dog? Then it could talk to me and have intelligent conversations about what happened at school or at home, and then if it can learn to talk, maybe it can learn to read. I saw a dog on tv that can say a few words, so with enough training, maybe one could learn to talk. Then I’d have a super advanced, human-like dog that I could have intelligent conversations with when I’m bored. Maybe it could also communicate to other dogs, and teach them to talk too. And I could talk it to school, and show it off. Do you think a dog could learn to speak the English language with enough training?
Response from Andrew:
speech comes from the brain, something you seem not to have