50 FUNNY YAHOO! ANSWERS
40. OH SNAP! RESPONDER SAID THIS GUY HAS NO BRAIN!
Question from .: If I got a dog, could I teach it how to speak english? [Link]
If I were to get puppy, and try to teach it to speak English, would it be possible for it to learn it? Human babies can learn, so why not dog? Then it could talk to me and have intelligent conversations about what happened at school or at home, and then if it can learn to talk, maybe it can learn to read. I saw a dog on tv that can say a few words, so with enough training, maybe one could learn to talk. Then I’d have a super advanced, human-like dog that I could have intelligent conversations with when I’m bored. Maybe it could also communicate to other dogs, and teach them to talk too. And I could talk it to school, and show it off. Do you think a dog could learn to speak the English language with enough training?
Response from Andrew:
speech comes from the brain, something you seem not to have
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Yeah some of the questions asked here are so dumb that you wonder if it is real or not.
I have to point out that they are real. They have a link on this website going to the page that question is on. Therefore, they are all real.
Hah that doesn't mean they are real, that simply means that someone actually posted them.
I know most of these are real questions from extremely idiotic people hahaha, but a few of them are just bullshit questions that people typed to see what kind of answers they would get
true they could be fake
another example of trolling haha
I do wonder how many of these are simply meant as a joke, especially #2 about the secretary. Who knows, some interesting people out there to be sure!
what in the hell lol
Damn!! they have to smoke and drink big time to ask those questions…….
those question can be use on the family guy movie…
I think we should celebrate the grammar used in the posts.
omg lol these people are stupid !!!
Funny stuff and gave me a good laugh. Great blog.
My favourite is when the girl asks "When a guy says go make me a sandwich, whats a good comeback" and the guy replies well you better COMEBACK WITH A GODDAMN SANDWICH" lol
they forgot about the dr seuss one
LMAO WOW LAME SHYT
these questions are so funny but they really seem like trolls. it's unbelievable how stupid and ridiculous most these questions are. there's more i seen not here like the" how i make babby?" one lol that one's funny shit. lol
ahh never mind i just read the babby one was the last question on the list lol oops
I FACEPALMED ;_;
came here because of sandwich comeback lol
lol #42 is funny as crap xD
I can’t believe that such silly question has been asked. Some question are there which have no meaning and are senseless.