49. SAY WHAT? YOU NEED A COMPUTER TO USE THE INTERNET?
Question from AB: I sold my only computer to pay for internet connection, how can i access internet without a computer, now? [Link]
I sold my only computer on craiglist in order to get enough money to pay for my internet connection but now i can seem to figure out how to make my internet connection work without a computer. How do i use my internet connection?
Response from Hawaiian Eskimo:
Put the cable in your mouth and start humming the dial up dial noise to connect.
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Yeah some of the questions asked here are so dumb that you wonder if it is real or not.
I have to point out that they are real. They have a link on this website going to the page that question is on. Therefore, they are all real.
Hah that doesn't mean they are real, that simply means that someone actually posted them.
I know most of these are real questions from extremely idiotic people hahaha, but a few of them are just bullshit questions that people typed to see what kind of answers they would get
true they could be fake
another example of trolling haha
I do wonder how many of these are simply meant as a joke, especially #2 about the secretary. Who knows, some interesting people out there to be sure!
what in the hell lol
Damn!! they have to smoke and drink big time to ask those questions…….
those question can be use on the family guy movie…
I think we should celebrate the grammar used in the posts.
omg lol these people are stupid !!!
Funny stuff and gave me a good laugh. Great blog.
My favourite is when the girl asks "When a guy says go make me a sandwich, whats a good comeback" and the guy replies well you better COMEBACK WITH A GODDAMN SANDWICH" lol
they forgot about the dr seuss one
LMAO WOW LAME SHYT
these questions are so funny but they really seem like trolls. it's unbelievable how stupid and ridiculous most these questions are. there's more i seen not here like the" how i make babby?" one lol that one's funny shit. lol
ahh never mind i just read the babby one was the last question on the list lol oops
I FACEPALMED ;_;
came here because of sandwich comeback lol