50 FUNNY YAHOO! ANSWERS

27.  OR YOU NEED CHRISTOPHER LLOYD’S DELOREAN
Question from marcstinsonI hate my past how can i change it?: []Link
was on my own for 21 years before i got my girlfriend. i have never been with anyone else but i have done a lot fo stuff that upsets her. i have wanted to be a film director for a long time and used to write film scripts, they all contained realy nasty stuff like sex and rape i also had a lot of films that contained these things. my girlfriend recenttly found these as anyone could imagine she was not happy, i realy wrote some nasty stuff and can not belive what i used to be like, i realy hate my self for what i have done and sometimes i want to kill my self as a way of saying sorry to her. non of the things i wrote ment anything they did not reflect what i wanted they were just scripts. i have told her that i love her more than anything, to me she is the most perfect person in the world and i can not bear to loose her i have waited for some one like her all my life and i do not know how i can apologise enough to her for the things that i have done, i wish that i could change everything that hapend up to meating her but i can not. help
Response from Anna Wells:
Well, to change the past; first you need a black hole…
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50 FUNNY YAHOO! ANSWERS Comments

  1. Amit Chowdhry (Pulse says:

    Yeah some of the questions asked here are so dumb that you wonder if it is real or not.

  2. wine club says:

    I do wonder how many of these are simply meant as a joke, especially #2 about the secretary. Who knows, some interesting people out there to be sure!

  3. tatiana says:

    what in the hell lol

  4. Dcast says:

    Damn!! they have to smoke and drink big time to ask those questions…….
    those question can be use on the family guy movie…

  5. sdfghj says:

    I think we should celebrate the grammar used in the posts.

  6. Shay says:

    omg lol these people are stupid !!!

  7. Funny stuff and gave me a good laugh. Great blog.

  8. anis says:

    My favourite is when the girl asks "When a guy says go make me a sandwich, whats a good comeback" and the guy replies well you better COMEBACK WITH A GODDAMN SANDWICH" lol

  9. goozbui says:

    they forgot about the dr seuss one

  10. Stephanie says:

    LMAO WOW LAME SHYT

  11. Mara says:

    these questions are so funny but they really seem like trolls. it's unbelievable how stupid and ridiculous most these questions are. there's more i seen not here like the" how i make babby?" one lol that one's funny shit. lol

  12. Mara says:

    ahh never mind i just read the babby one was the last question on the list lol oops

  13. KakaPooPoo says:

    I FACEPALMED ;_;

  14. Markz Baui says:

    came here because of sandwich comeback lol

  15. jsm says:

    lol #42 is funny as crap xD

  16. Govind says:

    I can’t believe that such silly question has been asked. Some question are there which have no meaning and are senseless.

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