50 FUNNY YAHOO! ANSWERS

6. ATTACK OF THE BEES!
Question from shopperchicHey. here’s a question…If I take ‘royal jelly’ as a vitamin supplement-will bee’s be attracted to me?: []Link
Im rather fearful of bee’s but want to take royal jelly ‘cuz of its health benefits-but this is keeping me from takin it..has ne1 heard of people being ‘bothered’ by bee’s by taking this?
Response from sldfkjasdlfkj:
Don’t take royal jelly unless you’re know you aren’t allergic to bees. As soon as royal jelly hits your bloodstream it will permeate your entire body and slowly start to exit through your epidermis. Bees are highly attracted to chemcial signatures in the air. Any bees near you will easily detect the “pheremone” signature you start to exude shortly after digesting royal jelly. Once the bees realize that you’re nothing more than a soft, fleshy fake of the real thing they’re after, they’ll start to mercilessly sting you in a suicidal frenzy.

Best,
Willheim H. Hogglesbottom
Professor of Specious Entomology
Source(s):
www.harvard.edu

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50 FUNNY YAHOO! ANSWERS Comments

  1. Amit Chowdhry (Pulse says:

    Yeah some of the questions asked here are so dumb that you wonder if it is real or not.

  2. wine club says:

    I do wonder how many of these are simply meant as a joke, especially #2 about the secretary. Who knows, some interesting people out there to be sure!

  3. tatiana says:

    what in the hell lol

  4. Dcast says:

    Damn!! they have to smoke and drink big time to ask those questions…….
    those question can be use on the family guy movie…

  5. sdfghj says:

    I think we should celebrate the grammar used in the posts.

  6. Shay says:

    omg lol these people are stupid !!!

  7. Funny stuff and gave me a good laugh. Great blog.

  8. anis says:

    My favourite is when the girl asks "When a guy says go make me a sandwich, whats a good comeback" and the guy replies well you better COMEBACK WITH A GODDAMN SANDWICH" lol

  9. goozbui says:

    they forgot about the dr seuss one

  10. Stephanie says:

    LMAO WOW LAME SHYT

  11. Mara says:

    these questions are so funny but they really seem like trolls. it's unbelievable how stupid and ridiculous most these questions are. there's more i seen not here like the" how i make babby?" one lol that one's funny shit. lol

  12. Mara says:

    ahh never mind i just read the babby one was the last question on the list lol oops

  13. KakaPooPoo says:

    I FACEPALMED ;_;

  14. Markz Baui says:

    came here because of sandwich comeback lol

  15. jsm says:

    lol #42 is funny as crap xD

  16. Govind says:

    I can’t believe that such silly question has been asked. Some question are there which have no meaning and are senseless.

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