50 FUNNY YAHOO! ANSWERS
3. THIS IS LITERALLY THE CRAZIEST PHOBIA I’VE EVER HEARD.
Question from The Girl Next To You: Do you have a phobia of AUTOMATIC TOILETS? [Link]
Response from Captain Oblivious:
OMG I’m TERRRIFIED of them!! When I use them, like at an airport or something, I’m always nervous thinking (is going to flush now…now? NOW?). Why can’t they wait until I’m OFF the seat before going. Then, one time, I went to a THEATER that had auto toilets. I went to go to the bathroom after watching a scary movie…it was completely empty, which freaked me out enough alone. Then, when I went into a stall, I heard a toilet flush, but no one had come in. I was pretty much hyperventilating, then, when I was washing my hands, the thing that holds the seat covers above one of the toilets fell out. I SCREAMED and ran out of the bathroom (luckily, not many people were at the theater, so they hadn’t heard the scream). I HATE auto toilets. I can flush by myself!!