50 FUNNY YAHOO! ANSWERS
3. THIS IS LITERALLY THE CRAZIEST PHOBIA I’VE EVER HEARD.
Question from The Girl Next To You: Do you have a phobia of AUTOMATIC TOILETS? [Link]
Response from Captain Oblivious:
OMG I’m TERRRIFIED of them!! When I use them, like at an airport or something, I’m always nervous thinking (is going to flush now…now? NOW?). Why can’t they wait until I’m OFF the seat before going. Then, one time, I went to a THEATER that had auto toilets. I went to go to the bathroom after watching a scary movie…it was completely empty, which freaked me out enough alone. Then, when I went into a stall, I heard a toilet flush, but no one had come in. I was pretty much hyperventilating, then, when I was washing my hands, the thing that holds the seat covers above one of the toilets fell out. I SCREAMED and ran out of the bathroom (luckily, not many people were at the theater, so they hadn’t heard the scream). I HATE auto toilets. I can flush by myself!!
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Yeah some of the questions asked here are so dumb that you wonder if it is real or not.
I have to point out that they are real. They have a link on this website going to the page that question is on. Therefore, they are all real.
Hah that doesn't mean they are real, that simply means that someone actually posted them.
I know most of these are real questions from extremely idiotic people hahaha, but a few of them are just bullshit questions that people typed to see what kind of answers they would get
true they could be fake
another example of trolling haha
I do wonder how many of these are simply meant as a joke, especially #2 about the secretary. Who knows, some interesting people out there to be sure!
what in the hell lol
Damn!! they have to smoke and drink big time to ask those questions…….
those question can be use on the family guy movie…
I think we should celebrate the grammar used in the posts.
omg lol these people are stupid !!!
Funny stuff and gave me a good laugh. Great blog.
My favourite is when the girl asks "When a guy says go make me a sandwich, whats a good comeback" and the guy replies well you better COMEBACK WITH A GODDAMN SANDWICH" lol
they forgot about the dr seuss one
LMAO WOW LAME SHYT
these questions are so funny but they really seem like trolls. it's unbelievable how stupid and ridiculous most these questions are. there's more i seen not here like the" how i make babby?" one lol that one's funny shit. lol
ahh never mind i just read the babby one was the last question on the list lol oops
I FACEPALMED ;_;
came here because of sandwich comeback lol
lol #42 is funny as crap xD
I can’t believe that such silly question has been asked. Some question are there which have no meaning and are senseless.