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Question from lucy f: Can you freeze guacamole? [Link]
Response from Alex:
Yes of course you can. The trouble is getting the guaca mole in to the container ……. the guaca mole is a tricky little fella and they can give a really nasty bite. Suggest you wear gloves. Also you do realise that guaca moles are an endangered species. Back in the old days in Mexico when they first started eating guacas they were plentiful, but due to the large demand in European restaraunts they are sadly in decline. There has been talk of farming guacas, but no one can get the little bleeders to mate in capativity, so the future of the guaca mole is sadly under real threat. I am most intrigued where you got your guaca from …. you do know that you have to have a licence to import them I hope. Black market guacas tend to have been mistreated and this can seriously effect the flavour, so while it may be tempting to buy on the street ….. use caution. I have even heard cases of unscrupulous dealers taking common garden moles, spraying them green and passing them off as guacas, so please do be careful.