50 FUNNY YAHOO! ANSWERS
44. SARCASTIC RESPONSE TO A LEGIT QUESTION. LOVE IT.
Question from lucy f: Can you freeze guacamole? [Link]
Response from Alex:
Yes of course you can. The trouble is getting the guaca mole in to the container ……. the guaca mole is a tricky little fella and they can give a really nasty bite. Suggest you wear gloves. Also you do realise that guaca moles are an endangered species. Back in the old days in Mexico when they first started eating guacas they were plentiful, but due to the large demand in European restaraunts they are sadly in decline. There has been talk of farming guacas, but no one can get the little bleeders to mate in capativity, so the future of the guaca mole is sadly under real threat. I am most intrigued where you got your guaca from …. you do know that you have to have a licence to import them I hope. Black market guacas tend to have been mistreated and this can seriously effect the flavour, so while it may be tempting to buy on the street ….. use caution. I have even heard cases of unscrupulous dealers taking common garden moles, spraying them green and passing them off as guacas, so please do be careful.
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Yeah some of the questions asked here are so dumb that you wonder if it is real or not.
I have to point out that they are real. They have a link on this website going to the page that question is on. Therefore, they are all real.
Hah that doesn't mean they are real, that simply means that someone actually posted them.
I know most of these are real questions from extremely idiotic people hahaha, but a few of them are just bullshit questions that people typed to see what kind of answers they would get
true they could be fake
another example of trolling haha
I do wonder how many of these are simply meant as a joke, especially #2 about the secretary. Who knows, some interesting people out there to be sure!
what in the hell lol
Damn!! they have to smoke and drink big time to ask those questions…….
those question can be use on the family guy movie…
I think we should celebrate the grammar used in the posts.
omg lol these people are stupid !!!
Funny stuff and gave me a good laugh. Great blog.
My favourite is when the girl asks "When a guy says go make me a sandwich, whats a good comeback" and the guy replies well you better COMEBACK WITH A GODDAMN SANDWICH" lol
they forgot about the dr seuss one
LMAO WOW LAME SHYT
these questions are so funny but they really seem like trolls. it's unbelievable how stupid and ridiculous most these questions are. there's more i seen not here like the" how i make babby?" one lol that one's funny shit. lol
ahh never mind i just read the babby one was the last question on the list lol oops
I FACEPALMED ;_;
came here because of sandwich comeback lol
lol #42 is funny as crap xD
I can’t believe that such silly question has been asked. Some question are there which have no meaning and are senseless.