50 FUNNY YAHOO! ANSWERS
42. THIS GUY’S RESPONSE MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I’M IN THE MATRIX.
Question from Silent Rumors: If you die, what happens to your Myspace? [Link]
Like if you die does your Myspace just delete itself or does a friend do it? Or does it just sit there unattended?
Response from el chupacabra:
It deletes itself. You see when you die a little microchip goes off in your brain and instantly deactivates any accounts you may have. They are inserted a few months after birth, everyone has them.