70 Of The Weirdest Craigslist Posts
35. Very exciting gravel giveaway – about 1/2 yard – Minneapolis [Link]
Date: 2008-08-26, 9:02AM CDT
Well its about to happen again…it’s going to snow and it will cover the gravel pile in my driveway. I will then be fooled into thinking that I or my wife was too lazy to totally push the snow out of the driveway and cleverly left piled it kind of out of the way.
Not this year! No stinking way! For I am taking action and going the distance! I am saying to the whole world via this posting on craigslist that the pile of gravel is up for grabs! Hey, are you the right person for free gravel?
Things to consider:
-Moving gravel is a great work-out. I’m big and strong today thanks to my gravel moving routine.
-Kids love gravel. I am constantly telling all sorts of kids to get away from my gravel/snow pile. SHOO!
-Go Green. Go gravel.
-Women love gravel. I often look out the window to see my wife looking over the gravel pile and shaking her head in amazement.
-Gravel has staying power. Its has stayed in my drive way for two years!
-Food and drink taste better after moving gravel.
There are more considerations, obviously. But you also need to know that the gravel that will allow to finally finish that project and one-up your neighbors before fall comes is located at:
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Bring a shovel, your vehicle and all the excitemt you can muster! It’s gravel!