70 Of The Weirdest Craigslist Posts

32. FS/FT 2001 A4 Avant 1.8Turbo 5 speed Quattro-Boss Machine-mad pics yo – Cinncinnati [Link]

Date: 2008-07-30, 5:51PM EDT

Tired of not getting any respect when merging into traffic with your prius?

THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

Your Yuppie friends will love it because its an Audi Station Wagon, your Red Neck Cousins will love it because its boss as boss can be.

No one will ever make fun of you for driving this car.

its has under 175K miles WOW!

Tired of getting 12mpg in your 4×4 truck? but too hard on vehicles to buy a new car? DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. I’ve taken all the stress of owning something nice out of the equation – run your car into anything you like and get 28MPG WHILE YOU DO IT>

can you imagine the LOOK ON YOUR BOSS’S FACE when you park this thing next to his new BMW in the company lot?

Can you Imagine picking up dates in this thing?! (her mom will flip her s**te) get that bad boy draw without the criminal record, BUY MY CAR!

You may think this is too good to be true, but its not – Call me – Come see the car. I LIVE IN THE UNITED STATES (I even live in cincinnati) you can come shake my hand if you want to.

“but how are you selling your audi at the low low price of $1300?!”

Thats a good question . . . you see, you can get this car without wheels, front bumper, roof rack, or speakers for $1300!

THIS CAR IS GREAT FOR PARADES

BUT YOU CAN EVEN BUY THE WHOLE CAR! for $2500obo