70 Of The Weirdest Craigslist Posts
30. Space Alien – SF Bay Area [Link]
Date: 2002-01-07, 8:44PM PST
Space Alien looking for human female subject for scientific experimenation – maybe more. I’m looking for a woman who wants more than capture, probe, mind wipe and release.
I’m 9′ tall, grey skin, gills, long smooth tentacles with lots of suckers, cold slimy skin and green eyes. Most women find me attractive! I’m easy going and have a great sense of humor. If you mind meld with me you’ll know that. I haven’t been in a serious relationship in over 100,000 years – but I think I’m ready again.
I like to spend a romantic evening soaking in a nice big tub of warm brine and have someone to mind meld with and rub my tentacles – touching – feeling – especially the 9th tenacle – if you know what I mean. — hmmmmmm — ;;-))