70 Of The Weirdest Craigslist Posts

13. ********ASS KICKING MACHINE******* – Orange County – [Link]


Date: 2007-08-28, 2:34PM PDT
I am looking for candidates to try out my new invention for a carnival. I need people with a good strong butt. Duties involve sustained blows to the rear by different brands of shoes attached to a rotating ferris wheel device. This job is not for people that have hemmroids or any other ailments of that nature. Must be able to pass background, have a clean/ perfect DMV and pass a drug test from hair samples. Basically im like any other company I want that perfect person for a job that any ass can do. Oh and If you need any remodeling done I have 10+ years experience and my own tools.

Mike Stamps
San Clemente, Ca
850 529-0478
or mikelstamps@yahoo.com

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  1. Phil says:

    Number 55 is brilliant! LOL. Phil from wedding toasting flutes

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