70 Of The Weirdest Craigslist Posts

4. Starship chickens; the wierd date explained – SF Bay Area [Link]

Date: 2003-07-11, 3:13PM PDT

Transmission from chicken coup 45b911 “red rooster, redrooster..this is alph chick..all systems go..target aquired.building sighted and ready to make landing?
Redrooster: “roger that alph chick, aim for the fire escape on floor 5″

apha chick: “touchdown…redrooster..alphachick has landed on fire escape, ready to deploy sinister death………huh…s**t s**t…..

redrooster: ABORT, ABORT!!! Alpha chick you have been spotted!! fire emergency escape rocket and get the hell outta their now!!! go go go

sound of rocket engine….end transmission