10. I Am Ashamed For What I Did For A Klondike Bar

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9. How Come A Cupcake Is Not Considered A Mineral

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8. I Open Up Like Lamborghini Doors

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7. Computers Are About Murdering You In A Lake

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6. Who Died While Stuffing A Chicken With Snow

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5. I Punched A Whale Right In The Face

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4. Billy Mays Is Scoring With Your Mom

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3. Nostradamus Ate My Hamster

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2. Pants Are An Illusion And So Is Death

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1. Who Saw The Brontosaurus Enter The Restaurant

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