9. 1 UP!!!! (1 positive point)

This guy is selling a positive feedback point for a quarter.  And he is using a one-up Super Mario icon as the picture.  I think it’ll cost this person more to list the auction than how much he will make. 
Ended: Mar 11, 2010 16:21:48 PST
Bid history: 0 Bids
Price: US $0.25 [eBay Link]

8. Tiny, gently used Girl Friend

“Very tiny, easy to store. Works very hard, very nice.”  Seriously?  $0.99?  Seriously?
Ended: Mar 12, 2010 11:49:31 PST
Bid history: 0 Bids
Price: US $0.99 [eBay Link]

7. 4-pk Revenge Envelopes GAY PORN CLUB Prank Fun Jokes

There’s gotta be a better way to prank someone than this.
Ended: Mar 25, 2010 17:33:54 PDT
Bid history: 1 Sold of 10
Price: US $9.99 [eBay Link]

6. LUCKY Bunny Tusk!

Why in the world would you sell rabbit’s teeth?
Ended: Mar 12, 2010 18:53:58 PST
Bid history: 0 Bids
Price: US $0.99 [eBay Link]

5. Car Auto Magnetic Small Bandaid Joke Gag Gift Novelty

These are actually somewhat entertaining for people that have cars that have taken a beating.
Ended: Still pending
Bid history: 0 Bids
Price: US $4.99 [eBay Link]

4. O.J.OPOLY 1995…Most Controversial Board Game Ever!

Never would I have imagined someone would combine O.J. Simpson and Monopoly in a game.
Ended: Mar 12, 2010 19:29:40 PST
Bid history: 1 Bid
Price: US $24.99 [eBay Link]

3. Delxue [sic] Finger Chopper easy fun Magic Trick Guillotine

Note: Don’t actually chop your finger off with this.
Ended: Mar 12, 2010 22:53:48 PST
Bid history: 0 Bids
Price: US $7.95 [eBay Link]

2. GATORADE NEVER OPENED ORANGE DRINK FROM 1985

Mmmm old Gatorade.
Ended: Mar 12, 2010 13:51:13 PST
Bid history: 2 Bids
Price: US $6.50 [eBay Link]

1. BACON WALLET Show Me The MONEY Funny Bizarre Man Purse

Bacon Wallet FTW!
Ended: Mar 15, 2010 16:08:20 PDT
Bid history: 2 Bids
Price: US $14.75 [eBay Link]