102 Funny Siri Commands

Updated February 10, 2014

Siri is Apple’s intelligent personal assistant built into iOS. You can use Siri to answer questions and make recommendations. You can also use Siri to perform actions. Sometimes Siri can be witty in its responses. Below are 102 funny Siri commands:

Are we friends?
Are you a guy or a girl?
Are you human?
Are you human?
Are you kidding me?
Are you male or female?
Are you serious?
Beam me up Scotty!
Did you fart?
Do you agree with me?
Do you know HAL 9000?
Do you love me?
Do you think you’re smarter than me?
Do you want to go on a date?
Good afternoon!
Good morning!
Good night!
Guess what?
Have you ever been in love?
How are you?
How much do you cost?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
How old am I?
How old are you?
How?s it going?
I can do this all day long!
I hate you!
I have to go to the bathroom.
I like you!
I love you!
I’m bored and tired.
I’m lonely!
I?m happy!
I?m not sorry!
I?m sorry!
I?m tired!
Is there a God?
Knock knock!
Make me a sandwich
Merry Christmas!
Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?
No thanks!
Okay Glass.
Open the pod bay doors, HAL!
Scooby Doo, where are you?
Shut up!
Sing a song!
Talk dirty to me!
Tell me a bit about yourself
Tell me a joke!
Tell me a story!
Testing testing!
What are you wearing?
What are you?
What do you look like?
What do you think about Google Now?
What do you think about Google?
What does the fox say?
What is 2001: A Space Odyssey?
What is July 27?
What is my name?
What is the best computer?
What is the meaning of life?
What is wrong with you?
What is your favorite color?
What is your Mom?s name?
What is new?
What is so funny?
What?s the secret of the universe?
What?s your story?
What?s your problem?
When is your birthday?
When were you born?
When will hell freeze over?
When will pigs fly?
When will the world end?
Where are you from?
Where are you?
Which is the best tablet?
Who is on first?
Who is Siri?
Who is your favorite person?
Who is your least favorite person?
Who let the dogs out?
Who made you?
Who makes the best computer?
Who’s your daddy?
Why am I here?
Why are you so awesome?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why not?
Will you marry me?
You are a loser!
You are boring!
You are smart!
You should go on a diet!
You smell bad!
You?re funny!
You?re right!
You?re wrong!