50. SOMEONE SCANNED A MIRROR WITH THE HOPES OF TURNING A COMPUTER MONITOR INTO A MIRROR.
Question from Wekweti: How turn computer monitor into mirror? [Link]
Hi. Does anyone know if it’s possible to use a background that would essentially turn my computer monitor into a mirror? Scanning a mirror doesn’t work.
Response from scott:
This is funny on so many levels. I can’t believe you attempted to scan a mirror!
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49. SAY WHAT? YOU NEED A COMPUTER TO USE THE INTERNET?
Question from AB: I sold my only computer to pay for internet connection, how can i access internet without a computer, now? [Link]
I sold my only computer on craiglist in order to get enough money to pay for my internet connection but now i can seem to figure out how to make my internet connection work without a computer. How do i use my internet connection?
Response from Hawaiian Eskimo:
Put the cable in your mouth and start humming the dial up dial noise to connect.
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48. WHO VOLUNTARILY BREAKS THEIR OWN THUMB?
Question from Yulia12: How can i break my thumb more? [Link]
i thought i broke my thumb………so i told everyone i was getting a cast……..i want a cast.i went to the docters but they said it wasn broken so i need to get a cast before i go to school on wednesday. help me!! and please dont tell me to just tell them the truth!!
Response from Zack:
Smash your it with a hammer to weaken it then just hank on it really hard.
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47. LOLED AT THE RESPONSE
Question from j c: When I drink alcohol I always feel sad? [Link]
I will feel happy and great all day but when I drink I start to feel sad. I don’t show it and talk about it but I feel it. I’m not depressed or anything so Is there a reason for this?
Response from cognitively_dislocated:
You aren’t drinking enough.
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46. WORST TRANSACTION EVER!
Question from jimbo114: I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back? [Link]
Response from RichardFitzentite:
I once sold my house so I could pay my mortgage, so I totally know what you are going through.  It’s hard out here for a pimp.
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45. THE WAY THIS PERSON ASKED THE QUESTION IS THE EXACT REASON WHY PEOPLE NEED SCHOOLING.
Question from razz: Why are there school? [Link]
is a point to it?
Response from Guy Incognito:
Me fail English? That’s unpossible.
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